Latest summer result: 3rd (2025) • Best summer result: Runner-up (2024)

Having just become the proud father of twins, Matt won't be getting much sleep but at least his nickname may no longer be accurate. He follows in a long line of Superstars fathers so outwardly no one is really that impressed, but every fellow competitors will be hugely distracted by two four-week old babies brought along to "spectate". He may not stand much of a chance on the field, but never underestimate a man who would weaponise his offspring to such devastating effect.